tarntino:

i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

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planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

(via jaimelynbeattymermaid)

"I thought Ariana Grande was a font."

My theatre director (via insignia88)

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digging-in2-ur-pants:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

I was not ready

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markdoesstuff:

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

this… this is mesmerizing. oh my god.

(Source: versaceslut, via kindofacoolironictwist)

star-anise:

roachpatrol:

hobbitkaiju:

Men holding kittens for the first time

Video alternate title: Machismo Men Having A Feeling

I’M CRY

oH MY GOD

(Source: miaoumint, via shepperrcommander)

I’ve been posting too many selfies lately but deal with it, I went to a paint party last night and I looked like I killed a man….. It’s not blood I promise.

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

(via always-kitters)

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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