oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
I told my mom about the tattoo and she had to put herself in bed to deal with the shock
its the coordinates of my summer camp!
guess who got a tattoo!!
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
watching the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer:
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*